comicbookactionsidekick:

teutoniic:

un-toxicated:

finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…

what

In America it’s generally frowned upon to take a gap year :/

(Source: maddylioness)

flatulenceontoast:

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michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

(Source: xemkgx)

rnathhomework:

bennybooboobatch:

yzma:

why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

this is what happens when u leave the british empire

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

happywater:

skypestripper:

its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute

itsmethe5footer:

pas-une-ange:

relevant

the original “Muhfuckas never loved us…”

(Source: -intheround)

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)