sapphrikah:

butteredveggies:

itsnosecretimanangel:

alphets:

This used to come on Disney.

Lmao

Bruh

woooooooord lmao

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116k:

dont need no boys i grab my own titties

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

modernlies:

!!!!!!!GIVE AWAY!!!!!!!

Hi everyone!

I won a Mac Book Pro with retina display a few months ago, by doing a survey for my college. So its almost brand new.

For my birthday I’m going to get a new iMac, so I wont be needing this laptop anymore.

Because I didn’t buy this , it doesn’t feel right for me to have to sell it , so I decided that I would  give it away! :)

Sooooo…. because I have the most wonderful followers ever! I have decided to give this to you guyss <3 Of course , the process needs to be fair so here are the rules

First of all:

WHAT I’M GIVING AWAY:

  • A MacBook Pro with retina display
  • includes the charger
  • also a little case for it (this was from my old laptop so its a little used, and its not the right size for it , so sorry about that— but hey you can always chose not to use it!)
  • A mini video of me telling you a super secret message when you open the computer ! yay (haha of course you can always chose to erase this as well.)
  • a promo to my followers once a week for a whole month!
  • I will ship internationally !!!!!! 

THE RULES:

  • I really really love my followers, and I want it to be fair to them, so I will only be giving away this computer to the people who are following me
  • I will only count reblogs, and not likes. The more reblogs the better your chances ! ( you can always like it to bookmark it so you know who the winner is! )
  • because this is a pricy thing to give away, I would like for it to have a certain amount of notes before I give it away — 2700 notes is all I ask for. (this includes reblogs and likes )
  • no give away blogs!

HOW ITS GOING TO WORK:

  • Like I said I want this process to be fair, so I will be choosing one winner with at random with a website such as random.org
  • I will message the winner telling them they won the price.
  • remember to have you ASK BOX OPEN , because if you win and I can’t message you, I will have to chose another winner
  • also, if I don’t get a response back in a week, I will choose someone else.
  • dont forget that you have to be FOLLOWING ME to get the price!

THE CONTEST WILL END ON APRIL 17

- I hope you guys appreciate how much I love you all <3 thank you for being the most wonderful followers

- I have done other giveaways which you can check on the link moderlies.tumblr.com/tagged/giveaway  and everything always goes smoothly so there is nothing to worry about.

- Thank you again for being amazing!

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

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samwinchester:

romanticise healthy relationships 

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"Let’s talk to someone else who let mary jane take over his promising life, comedian Katt Williams."

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cumfort:

its not you its your url

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catholmes:

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the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

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