promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

"I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart."

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boopboopbi:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.

I still maintain that all of the cute between Darcy and Thor stems from the fact that this short human woman physically incapacitated the God of Thunder TWICE. What’s the bet that if Darcy ever makes it to Asgard her name is whispered in awe and wonder and she’s treated with so much respect because one time Thor got into a really earnest conversation with the Warriors Three about humans and he was like…’no but let me tell you about the Great Darcy and her “Taser” I believe she called it…’? And Darcy has no clue what is happening but meh, this shit is all going on Twitter… #atleastthesealiensarehot #anddontseemtowantusdead

(Source: fictivereality)

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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greed:

LMAO

(Source: ruggedhood)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

thotofficial:

White gays

(Source: shadyperry)